sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
I KEEP FINDING MORE OF THIS ON GOOGLE IMAGES IT DOESN’T STOP
Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
Frank O. Salisbury, The Bridal Train, (1933)
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.
"What color is your eyeshadow?"
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
Cosplay selfies! With bonus Wholock :D
WHAT, THE NOTES D: HOW?
Because you are very, very attractive
How can you be all these attractive males at one time!?